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To all the wonderful, brilliant and sexy people out there, this one's for you. To all the rest, I guess you can read this too...

You probably want to know a little bit about this pixilized person on you computer-screen. As logical as it seems to toss out some basic parameters, that's not how I'm going about this thing. I mean, where else can you go twenty-four-seven-three-sixty-five for free entertainment and the chance to find the love of your life. I've got to make this count if I'm going to survive, stand out from the crowd so the woman of my dreams, dreams of me tonight.

That's right,

I'm fully capable if occasionally culpable. I'm magnetic, inescapable and totally approachable. Looks are deceiving but I'll have you believing that I'm respectable, presentable. Whether I'm dressed casually or fashionably, I'm physically delectable with proportions improbable. I may be hard to swallow, impossible to follow, more than a mouthful, but I'm never intolerable. My mind is unstoppable, brilliant and incomparable, sometimes dysfunctional but always unfathomable. Too clever by half, I'm talented and sensational, my tastes are insatiable, untamed and implacable. But I'm tenaciously faithful, implausibly inspirational, the model of relational, yet imminently unconventional. My words are deliberate, my meanings intentional, more than face value they're multi-dimensional. I know what to say, when to say it, what's tacit and what's inadmissible. I'm incredible, inevitable... I'm sick of this... You have to be me to believe I'm the best, so put me to the test. We can set-up a time to uncover the rest.

— Personal references provided upon request —